Where The Hell Is My Bacon?

Bonus Materials

 
A mere sampling of the delights at the Bring Back Bacon Buffet, which is featured in Where The Hell Is My Bacon?

A mere sampling of the delights at the Bring Back Bacon Buffet, which is featured in Where The Hell Is My Bacon?

A “buckeye” in this case is a ball of peanut butter confection dipped in chocolate. The only way to make this midwestern favorite better is to roll in bacon bits.

A “buckeye” in this case is a ball of peanut butter confection dipped in chocolate. The only way to make this midwestern favorite better is to roll in bacon bits.

I mocked this up as inspiration while I was writing WTHIMBacon? I WISH I had bacon for eyebrows.

I mocked this up as inspiration while I was writing WTHIMBacon? I WISH I had bacon for eyebrows.

Seriously? Soft, sweet cinnamon rolls with BACON? Drooling as I write this caption…

Seriously? Soft, sweet cinnamon rolls with BACON? Drooling as I write this caption…

 
Bacon. Mixed with melted chocolate. Heaven.

Bacon. Mixed with melted chocolate. Heaven.

The inspiration for Bacon Cheese Disco Ball, find it in the Recipes chapter.

The inspiration for Bacon Cheese Disco Ball, find it in the Recipes chapter.

One of many bacon-themed gifts I received during the Dark Times. It was a lovely gesture but unfortunately, our microwave made this taste like a dirty grill.

One of many bacon-themed gifts I received during the Dark Times. It was a lovely gesture but unfortunately, our microwave made this taste like a dirty grill.

Someone baked me a spicy bacon cake. I may have had a slice or two (or four).

Someone baked me a spicy bacon cake. I may have had a slice or two (or four).

 
Whoever invented chocolate chip cookies with bacon should be worshipped like a god.

Whoever invented chocolate chip cookies with bacon should be worshipped like a god.

 
Another bacon-themed gift. Undying gratitude to the giver. Also skip the bacon drink tabs. Throw them in the trash and just have a plate of bacon with a glass of bourbon. You’re welcome.

Another bacon-themed gift. Undying gratitude to the giver. Also skip the bacon drink tabs. Throw them in the trash and just have a plate of bacon with a glass of bourbon. You’re welcome.

The photo doesn’t do Bacon Explosion justice. It is the turducken of pork.

The photo doesn’t do Bacon Explosion justice. It is the turducken of pork.

The winner for Best Bacon Presentation! Adorable!

The winner for Best Bacon Presentation! Adorable!

If I had a better photo of this magnificent artifact I would have included it in the book. Genius. I never did find out who did this.

If I had a better photo of this magnificent artifact I would have included it in the book. Genius. I never did find out who did this.

There’s hardly any of this left. Why? There was bacon in it. Duh.

There’s hardly any of this left. Why? There was bacon in it. Duh.

This was not at the BBBB but it’s an amazing candy bar and it’s my website so here it is.

This was not at the BBBB but it’s an amazing candy bar and it’s my website so here it is.

A version of these maple-bacon cupcake works of art can be found in the Recipes chapter. I might have had a few of these…

A version of these maple-bacon cupcake works of art can be found in the Recipes chapter. I might have had a few of these…

One of my coworkers designed this logo for the Bring Back Bacon Buffet.

One of my coworkers designed this logo for the Bring Back Bacon Buffet.

A BBBB2 contender for best presentation. I think there might be a love connection with pink piggy from BBBB1.

A BBBB2 contender for best presentation. I think there might be a love connection with pink piggy from BBBB1.

Green beans? Gross. Green beans with big chunks of bacon? Please sir…may I have some more?

Green beans? Gross. Green beans with big chunks of bacon? Please sir…may I have some more?

Sourdough pretzels give me gastrointestinal distress. Bacon makes me not care.

Sourdough pretzels give me gastrointestinal distress. Bacon makes me not care.

Just bacon. Just because.

Just bacon. Just because.